By tmcbpatriot | November 3, 2012 | No Comments
In what may turn out to be the moment of the election, you have to wonder what the hell is going through Chris Christie’s mind in this moment:
Here are some possibilities:
- Obama looks kind of like a slim jim….mmmmmm….slim jims.
- Obama’s really a good guy…No! Stop thinking that!
- Limbaugh is going to give me hell tomorrow. Fuck it. I need help!
- I’m pretty sure FOX is not even covering this speech.
- Why did I decide to be a Republican? Stupid! Stupid!
- I can’t believe I said this guy is not a leader last week. Man, I am really going to get a shellacking for that one. Note to self, do not TiVo the Daily Show this week.
- I really need to sit down.
- Can I vote for Obama without anyone knowing? I really like this guy. Damnit!
- You know what? Fuck Romney for not selecting me to be V.P.. Obama/Biden 2012!
- I Like Rachel Maddow, But I Can’t Unsee This!!
- I Love Garage Sales!
- Story of The Week!
- Some Comments From Another Great SOTU Speech
- How To Tell When A Lieutenant Gov. Is Lying!
- Tea Party Loves ‘Em Some Bridge Scandal
- MLK Was A Republican! Photo Montages Don’t Lie.
- Christie’s Big and Tall Tale May Be Simpler Than We Thought
- Liz Cheney, Real American Hero