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Liz Cheney, Real American Hero

Liz Cheney called it quits today and I am depressed. Never has this country seen a patriot stronger than Liz Cheney. She represented all that is right with the republican party and shined a light of all that was wrong with the filthy left-wing progressive Hollywood liberals. Wyoming lost a true hero today. I remember […]

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Republicans Take Down The Internet To Stop Obamacare, Or Not

Has this been a crazy year for politics or what? I mean, it’s like every week a major crises emerges and each time it gets nuttier and nuttier. The most recent of course is the faulty Obamacare website. Holy schnikes Batman! It’s bad!! Real bad!!! What I don’t get is why is the Right is […]

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Cruz On First

Ted Cruz is talking and he will talk until he can no longer stand. Great! If he is no longer able to stand that means I do not have to look at his dopey expression for a few days. Cruz kind of reminds me of Lou Costello. Not that I have anything against Lou Costello. […]

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Putin for USA president 2016!!

The title of this post is taken from an actual quote on the comment board of Pravda’s website. Pravda of course is Russia’s goto source of political news and the one most associated with the Communist Party. It’s not been twelve hours since the tides turned from going to war with Syria to a potential […]

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Mark Halperin Has A Beard – LOOK!

I tell you what, I truly don’t understand t.v. punditry. Why is it that none of these clowns ever go on their political shows and actually discuss political strategy and actual politics? It’s as if their only job is to turn whatever goes on in Washington into some reality t.v. drama where the President is […]

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Rand Paul Is F**king Crazy

Rand Paul was on Meet The Press today and here’s how that went down: WASHINGTON – Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Sunday portrayed the current conflict in Syria as one between the government of President Bashar Al Assad, who Paul said “has protected Christians for a number of decades,” and “Islamic rebels,” who Paul said […]

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Obama, The Poker Master at Work

So Obama wants to go into Syria and kick some middle eastern butt, and he’s willing to do it alone. Man, that sounds like a man on fire! A man enraged! A man with a plan! A man who is saying to Assad: “I’m sick of your shit and I’m not gonna take it anymore, […]

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The RNC: Once Again In A Fight To The Death…With Itself

…save me from myself, purge me of this love… …so that I can defend her. I fight against myself. That scene from Excalibur — one the greatest films ever made by the way — reminded me of something the RNC did this past week. Once again they have fallen deep for their love of stupidity […]

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Reince Priebus is Monty Brewster

So, a funny thing happened back in March of this year. The headline to this story really speaks for itself: “Reince Priebus: RNC Planning $10 Million Minority Outreach.” Funny right? After this past week of Zimmerman verdicts and Ted Nugent saying Zimmerman should sue Trayvon Martin’s parents for pain and suffering, no, seriously, he said […]

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The Right’s Lack of Emotional Intelligence

What is Emotional Intelligence? “Emotional intelligence (EI) refers to the ability to perceive, control and evaluate emotions. Some researchers suggest that emotional intelligence can be learned and strengthened, while others claim it is an inborn characteristic…The ability to manage emotions effectively is a key part of emotional intelligence. Regulating emotions, responding appropriately and responding to […]

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States Passing Insane Abortion Rules….Please Proceed.

From the AP: This time when the Texas Senate takes up tough new abortion restrictions, the chamber’s top Republican is determined not to let anything – or anyone – derail a vote. To this I say, “please proceed.” If you follow politics then you know Republican’s are great at only one thing, winning elections. They’ll do […]

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Chris Christie Will Not Play Politics!

“I will not play politics with this.” That’s a quote today from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. He said these words while talking about the fact that New Jersey now needs to fill a newly vacant Senate seat. It’s a situation that, like photos of Christie, is not pretty. In addition to the predicament the Governor […]

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Good to Be Back

Whoa! That was a long hiatus for me. Well, now I’m back. So…..what’s been going on? Hmmm…….Let’s see… Walmart, tornados, cicada’s, Megyn Kelly, Oprah, Mitt Plans Return To Political Stage, IRS Employees Spent Government Funds To Film Dance Video, Obama To Visit Homophobic Culture At Vital Time….WTF??……Meet Abdulelah Haider Shaye, The Other Journalist The Obama Administration Has Targeted….. Jeez. […]

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What Do Background Checks And OJ Simpson Have In Common?

When I read about the Senate killing all hopes of greater checks and balances for guns an image popped into my head. It was the moment when OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder. There was a split screen on the T.V. showing black people cheering for a killer and white people looking forlorn and shocked. Remember? The gun […]

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Speculation Nation – Is The FBI Questioning Ted Nugent?

This Boston bombing has really brought out the best in journalists and Republicans alike. One is blaming Muslims surreptitiously while the other is convicting them of this crime outright. So in keeping with this theme of putting blame before we really know anything, I want to weigh in and accuse Ted Nugent of perpetrating this atrocity […]

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Hopelessly Misinformed Latino’s For Congress

Hola! It’s Miguel! Hope you are all doing very well. Even since Señor Romney lost, we Latinos have been working tirelessly to ensure that Congress does not forget about us. As you might recall, Romney promised great things for Latinos, including encouraging Latinos to return to their homeland and bring prosperity there as a result of our American experience. […]

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Sad Clown Sings Only The Lonely At CPAC

This week a gay man woke up from his coma at CPAC and wondered aloud what the hell he was doing there? Realizing, as if for the first time, that he and his gay friends were not welcome, he reacted the way any gay man in a room full of haters would. He became embarrassed. Yes, […]

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Nice Work Republicans! You Snubbed Your Only Hope for 2016

Man, Republican’s are so dumb it is not even posible to describe it. The Crazy People Are Conservative (CPAC) conference is in town this week and boy are the morons not disappointing. My favorite part of this yearly Republican calamity is the snubbing on the only guy who shows any promise for the GOP in 2016, […]

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Another Republican Peeks Out The Rabbit Hole

With the Crazy People Are Conservative (CPAC) convention in full- on insanity mode this week, this next story seemed most appropriate.  Republicans, as most of us know, live in a world of denial and fantasy. In their world Obama is a socialist, all blacks are on food stamps, gays are sodomites and pedophiles and latinos […]

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The GOP’s Obamacare Lie and Why It Will Continue To Help Them

When I think if the GOP, I often hear the voice of Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore as he sits in the helicopter looking down at the carnage he is dropping onto that vietnamese village. In a forever frustrated voice, he utters, as only he can: “Don’t these people ever give up?” Well there’s that voice again […]

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