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Who Still Believes in Bi-Partisanship?

Is there anyone out there who reads and follows politics who believes that bi-partisanship is possible? I find that those who believe such things are often very disconnected from the news and don’t really follow politics on a daily basis or at all. If you did then you would know that politics is all about […]

Putin for USA president 2016!!

The title of this post is taken from an actual quote on the comment board of Pravda’s website. Pravda of course is Russia’s goto source of political news and the one most associated with the Communist Party. It’s not been twelve hours since the tides turned from going to war with Syria to a potential […]

States Passing Insane Abortion Rules….Please Proceed.

From the AP: This time when the Texas Senate takes up tough new abortion restrictions, the chamber’s top Republican is determined not to let anything – or anyone – derail a vote. To this I say, “please proceed.” If you follow politics then you know Republican’s are great at only one thing, winning elections. They’ll do […]

Good to Be Back

Whoa! That was a long hiatus for me. Well, now I’m back. So…..what’s been going on? Hmmm…….Let’s see… Walmart, tornados, cicada’s, Megyn Kelly, Oprah, Mitt Plans Return To Political Stage, IRS Employees Spent Government Funds To Film Dance Video, Obama To Visit Homophobic Culture At Vital Time….WTF??……Meet Abdulelah Haider Shaye, The Other Journalist The Obama Administration Has Targeted….. Jeez. […]

Hopelessly Misinformed Latino’s For Congress

Hola! It’s Miguel! Hope you are all doing very well. Even since Señor Romney lost, we Latinos have been working tirelessly to ensure that Congress does not forget about us. As you might recall, Romney promised great things for Latinos, including encouraging Latinos to return to their homeland and bring prosperity there as a result of our American experience. […]

Another Republican Peeks Out The Rabbit Hole

With the Crazy People Are Conservative (CPAC) convention in full- on insanity mode this week, this next story seemed most appropriate.  Republicans, as most of us know, live in a world of denial and fantasy. In their world Obama is a socialist, all blacks are on food stamps, gays are sodomites and pedophiles and latinos […]

Jeb Bush Sells Some Books

Here we go again folks. Last week it was Bob Woodward looking like the fool while trying to boost sales of his book. This week it’s none other than shrub brother himself, Jeb Bush, making the rounds to sell his. I won’t mention the title of the book as I don’t want to help him sell […]

Good Grief – The GOP In Mourning

Is it me or did something profound happen after this election? Obama won the election by a comfortable margin, even after all those hundreds of millions were wasted and FOX and the right wingers basically went bust in the process. As a result, I’m ok with letting events take their course, knowing that whatever happens […]

I Need Some Air

Man, it is hard to get back to the bullshit of politics so soon after a nice relaxing week off. But then again politics is so damn addicting. I have to admit though, a bit of my delay is also attributed to hearing back from some online news source that turned me down for reasons […]

Orrin Hatch Is An Asshole

Sometimes I get so angry that I want to punch holes in the page with my pen. Unfortunately, in this day and age the best I can do is maybe hit all caps. So I will try that now: FUCK YOU ORRIN HATCH AND THE WAGON YOU RODE IN ON! Yeah, not really the same […]

The Republican Comeback – What To Watch For

I saw this brief story at Talking Points Memo that made me wonder about the Republican comeback and what that might look like. The story read as follows: “Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA), the highest ranked House Republican woman, said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union”: “I don’t think it’s about the Republican Party needing […]

My Post Election Lack of Empathy

If read one more article about “why Romney lost” I am going to pass out. I turned it into a drinking game and so far I have gone through two bottles of Captain Morgan. In fact, I haven’t stopped drinking since Karl Rove shat his drawers over Ohio. I’m kidding of course…about the drinking not […]

Predictions and Quotes — All Wrong — Well, Mostly.

George Will to Republicans: “If you can’t win this election, get out of politics.” Nancy Pelosi: “Everybody know Mitt Romney won’t be president.” Bryan Fischer: “If Barack Obama wins this election, the republican party as we know it is finished.” Newt Gingrich: Predicts Romney victory of 53-47 percent. Joe Scarborough: “Anybody that thinks this race […]

Just F’ing Vote! And Other Election Eve Thoughts

Finally, it’s that time! It’s been a long road to get here and soon it will be all over — At least for a few days until we start figuring out who is going to run in 2016. As for tomorrow, I honestly have no clue what is going to happen, and here’s why: Family […]

Another Republican Gaffe Turns Into a Gift – Jobs Report Edition

The new jobs report is out and everyone is going nuts. Some Dems are saying we should take this latest report with a grain of salt and not consider it when voting on Tuesday. To that I say: Nuts! Salted Nuts! We are practically hours away from election day. You can smell it in the air. With […]

America’s Newest Socialist: Chris Christie!

Man, I love hurricanes. Wait, let me clarify. I do not like the damage they cause, or the deaths, but I do love how it turns mild mannered, government hating Republicans into liberal, bleeding heart socialists. The latest to come aboard the socialist train is non other than Chris Christie. In case you were in a coma this […]

An Important Hurricane Message From President Romney

And now an important message from President Mitt Romney: Good evening, my fellow Americans. As you all know by now Hurricane Sandy is fast approaching the eastern United States. Its impact is said to be unprecedented and devastating. I want you all to know that I am with you, all 100% of you, in spirit […]

Crazy Republicans And The Memory Gap

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, Republican’s just can’t stop themselves. It’s like they are trying to outdo one another daily. This past week we had that Mourdock guy say that God loves rape and actually plans for it and now we have John Sununununu who went on television and basically told viewers that […]

OMG! Romney Will Take Us To War!

Terrorism Mitt Romney, October 22, 2012 (Debate #3): “In the 2000 debates there was no mention of terrorism, for instance. And a year later, 9/11 happened. So we have to make decisions based upon uncertainty. And that means a strong military. I will not cut our military budget.” Al Gore, October 17, 2000 (Debate #3): “I […]

Debate 3: Pre-Debate Thoughts

The final debate! Boy, am I glad. So, what can we expect? Well, if I were advising the President, here is what I would tell him: Mr. President, tonight is an important one, as were the first two. No sure what happened in debate one, but that’s water under the bridge. You “won” the last […]

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