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Liz Cheney, Real American Hero

Liz Cheney called it quits today and I am depressed. Never has this country seen a patriot stronger than Liz Cheney. She represented all that is right with the republican party and shined a light of all that was wrong with the filthy left-wing progressive Hollywood liberals. Wyoming lost a true hero today. I remember […]

Republicans Take Down The Internet To Stop Obamacare, Or Not

Has this been a crazy year for politics or what? I mean, it’s like every week a major crises emerges and each time it gets nuttier and nuttier. The most recent of course is the faulty Obamacare website. Holy schnikes Batman! It’s bad!! Real bad!!! What I don’t get is why is the Right is […]

The Terrorists Hate These Cans!

Latest story out of the J. Edgar Hoover building is that the Boston bombers were headed to Times Square to wreak havoc there. Hearing this news, Mayor Bloomberg said “We don’t know if we’d been able to [stop an attack] if the terrorists had arrived from Boston. Bloomberg then continued to read from the terrorism […]

Hopelessly Misinformed Latino’s For Congress

Hola! It’s Miguel! Hope you are all doing very well. Even since Señor Romney lost, we Latinos have been working tirelessly to ensure that Congress does not forget about us. As you might recall, Romney promised great things for Latinos, including encouraging Latinos to return to their homeland and bring prosperity there as a result of our American experience. […]

Sad Clown Sings Only The Lonely At CPAC

This week a gay man woke up from his coma at CPAC and wondered aloud what the hell he was doing there? Realizing, as if for the first time, that he and his gay friends were not welcome, he reacted the way any gay man in a room full of haters would. He became embarrassed. Yes, […]

Not So Brietbart Strikes Again!

Andrew Brietbart is still dead! That much is true. Not much else coming out of his namesake’s “news” blog may be though. For the second time in a month, Breitbart.com posted a false story that was later taken down after it turned out to be totally untrue. Apparently, a story about Paul Krugman going bankrupt […]

Wayne’s World – Excellent!

“Wayne’s World!! Wayne’s Word!! Party Time!! Excellent!!” I swear it is getting nearly impossible to continue writing about gun control. The conversation, since Newtown, has just been off the charts ridiculous. Today, Wayne LaPierre, chief executive of the National Rifle Association, “will tell members of Congress…that law-abiding gun owners will not accept blame for the acts of […]

I Have Solved Our Gun Problem!

Folks, we have a problem in this country, but it’s not guns. It is something far more sinister and psychological and we must make a change before it’s too late, and I have the solution. Recently, former NRA President Marion Hammer said this about guns and gun control: “Banning people and things because of the way they look […]

Responsible Gun Owners. Indeed!

Happy? Holidays! Not surprisingly we are ending the year with yet another massacre and once again we are reading about insane people who are troubled, off their meds, and/or mentally ill. These are, as gun advocates like to tell it, not the “law abiding” gun owners we all know and love, I.E. Citizens who do nothing bad with […]

A Message From God, In Response To Marco Rubio

Ok, so stop me if you’ve heard this one: A Cuban and a writer from GQ walk into the back room of a local community center in Miami’s Little Havana neighborhood. The writer then asks the Cuban: GQ: “So, how old do you think the Earth is?” Cuban: “I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what […]

An Important Hurricane Message From President Romney

And now an important message from President Mitt Romney: Good evening, my fellow Americans. As you all know by now Hurricane Sandy is fast approaching the eastern United States. Its impact is said to be unprecedented and devastating. I want you all to know that I am with you, all 100% of you, in spirit […]

How To Get Rid of Widow’s Peak

I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand Paul Ryan. He is one of those people who back in high school you wanted to pummel for no reason whatsoever. Remember them? I know you do. Just the way they looked at you. Their smirk. Their ability to annoy the f**k out of you just […]

Muslim Obama And The Bacon Shortage

From time to time on this blog I like to show some fairness and give some well known Republicans a chance to speak their minds about whatever topic is important to them. Take it away mystery guest! Thanks Tmcbpatriot for the opportunity to talk directly to your readers and make them aware of a very […]

What if Obama Did It? Sammy Sosa Edition

Why isn’t this a bigger story? Not the crazy lady saying it, but the fact that Romney’s shade is getting darker, as if to subliminally connect with minorities. It begs the question…What if Obama did it? Bleached Sportsman of the Year and National League Most Valuable Player Award Winner Sammy Sosa Says Barack Obama’s “whiteness” Is […]

What If Obama Did It? 9/11 Edition

It’s that time again folks. Time for another anniversary of that day as well as another installment of the GOP’s favorite series: What if Obama Did It? Today’s wonderful bit of hypocrital political hackery comes from newsbuster.org. In the original article, the writer defends George W’s now infamous 10 minutes of staring into the abyss […]

Vice President for President!

I have noticed a phenomenon in Republican circles that just makes me wonder: How is it that Republicans get more excited about their VP picks than the guy actually running for President? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t always this way. It seems to have started with W. and had continued ever since. It may be […]

Romney’s In The Clinton Trap

Uh, Mitt? Bill Clinton is pointing at you. Are you paying attention? Here we go again, folks. It’s 1998 all over again. Mitt Romney has a mistress, one who used to make him rock hard at tax time, but has now become just an ugly stain on his dressage, er, I mean his past. Worst […]

What if Obama Did It? Tax Return Edition

Another installment of “What If Obama Did It?” is in order, I do believe. This time we will pull a wonderfully hypocritical piece out of the arse of RedState to make our point. Come along, won’t you? Let’s journey once more into the land of make believe…. So What If Obama Has Offshore Accounts? It is hard […]

If Only THEY Had Guns Too!

From Huff Post: WASHINGTON — Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said Friday that the shootings that took place in an Aurora, Colo. movie theater hours earlier were a result of “ongoing attacks on Judeo-Christian beliefs” and questioned why nobody else in the theater had a gun to take down the shooter. You know, I wonder about […]

What If Obama Did It?

I think it is high time to start a new addition to this blog called “What If Obama Did It?” I have been thinking about doing this for a while, but I read something today that just pushed me into action. This will then be the first installment, but look for it from time to time, or […]

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