The Terrorists Hate These Cans!
Latest story out of J. Edgar’s baby is that the Boston bombers were headed to Times Square to wreak havoc there. Hearing this news, Mayor Bloomberg said “We don’t know if we’d been able to [stop an attack] if the terrorists had arrived from Boston. Bloomberg then continued to read from the terrorism script we [...]
Hopelessly Misinformed Latino’s For Congress
Hola! It’s Miguel! Hope you are all doing very well. Even since Señor Romney lost, we Latinos have been working tirelessly to ensure that Congress does not forget about us. As you might recall, Romney promised great things for Latinos, including encouraging Latinos to return to their homeland and bring prosperity there as a result of our American experience. [...]
Sad Clown Sings Only The Lonely At CPAC
This week a gay man woke up from his coma at CPAC and wondered aloud what the hell he was doing there? Realizing, as if for the first time, that he and his gay friends were not welcome, he reacted the way any gay man in a room full of haters would. He became embarrassed. Yes, [...]
Not So Brietbart Strikes Again!
Andrew Brietbart is still dead! That much is true. Not much else coming out of his namesake’s “news” blog may be though. For the second time in a month, Breitbart.com posted a false story that was later taken down after it turned out to be totally untrue. Apparently, a story about Paul Krugman going bankrupt [...]
Wayne’s World – Excellent!
“Wayne’s World!! Wayne’s Word!! Party Time!! Excellent!!” I swear it is getting nearly impossible to continue writing about gun control. The conversation, since Newtown, has just been off the charts ridiculous. Today, Wayne LaPierre, chief executive of the National Rifle Association, “will tell members of Congress…that law-abiding gun owners will not accept blame for the acts of [...]
I Have Solved Our Gun Problem!
Folks, we have a problem in this country, but it’s not guns. It is something far more sinister and psychological and we must make a change before it’s too late, and I have the solution. Recently, former NRA President Marion Hammer said this about guns and gun control: “Banning people and things because of the way they look [...]
Responsible Gun Owners. Indeed!
Happy? Holidays! Not surprisingly we are ending the year with yet another massacre and once again we are reading about insane people who are troubled, off their meds, and/or mentally ill. These are, as gun advocates like to tell it, not the “law abiding” gun owners we all know and love, I.E. Citizens who do nothing bad with [...]
A Message From God, In Response To Marco Rubio
Ok, so stop me if you’ve heard this one: A Cuban and a writer from GQ walk into the back room of a local community center in Miami’s Little Havana neighborhood. The writer then asks the Cuban: GQ: “So, how old do you think the Earth is?” Cuban: “I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what [...]
An Important Hurricane Message From President Romney
And now an important message from President Mitt Romney: Good evening, my fellow Americans. As you all know by now Hurricane Sandy is fast approaching the eastern United States. Its impact is said to be unprecedented and devastating. I want you all to know that I am with you, all 100% of you, in spirit [...]
How To Get Rid of Widow’s Peak
I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand Paul Ryan. He is one of those people who back in high school you wanted to pummel for no reason whatsoever. Remember them? I know you do. Just the way they looked at you. Their smirk. Their ability to annoy the f**k out of you just [...]
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