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Liz Cheney, Real American Hero

Liz Cheney called it quits today and I am depressed. Never has this country seen a patriot stronger than Liz Cheney. She represented all that is right with the republican party and shined a light of all that was wrong with the filthy left-wing progressive Hollywood liberals. Wyoming lost a true hero today. I remember […]

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Republicans Take Down The Internet To Stop Obamacare, Or Not

Has this been a crazy year for politics or what? I mean, it’s like every week a major crises emerges and each time it gets nuttier and nuttier. The most recent of course is the faulty Obamacare website. Holy schnikes Batman! It’s bad!! Real bad!!! What I don’t get is why is the Right is […]

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Putin for USA president 2016!!

The title of this post is taken from an actual quote on the comment board of Pravda’s website. Pravda of course is Russia’s goto source of political news and the one most associated with the Communist Party. It’s not been twelve hours since the tides turned from going to war with Syria to a potential […]

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Mark Halperin Has A Beard – LOOK!

I tell you what, I truly don’t understand t.v. punditry. Why is it that none of these clowns ever go on their political shows and actually discuss political strategy and actual politics? It’s as if their only job is to turn whatever goes on in Washington into some reality t.v. drama where the President is […]

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Rand Paul Is F**king Crazy

Rand Paul was on Meet The Press today and here’s how that went down: WASHINGTON – Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Sunday portrayed the current conflict in Syria as one between the government of President Bashar Al Assad, who Paul said “has protected Christians for a number of decades,” and “Islamic rebels,” who Paul said […]

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Obama, The Poker Master at Work

So Obama wants to go into Syria and kick some middle eastern butt, and he’s willing to do it alone. Man, that sounds like a man on fire! A man enraged! A man with a plan! A man who is saying to Assad: “I’m sick of your shit and I’m not gonna take it anymore, […]

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The RNC: Once Again In A Fight To The Death…With Itself

…save me from myself, purge me of this love… …so that I can defend her. I fight against myself. That scene from Excalibur — one the greatest films ever made by the way — reminded me of something the RNC did this past week. Once again they have fallen deep for their love of stupidity […]

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Reince Priebus is Monty Brewster

So, a funny thing happened back in March of this year. The headline to this story really speaks for itself: “Reince Priebus: RNC Planning $10 Million Minority Outreach.” Funny right? After this past week of Zimmerman verdicts and Ted Nugent saying Zimmerman should sue Trayvon Martin’s parents for pain and suffering, no, seriously, he said […]

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States Passing Insane Abortion Rules….Please Proceed.

From the AP: This time when the Texas Senate takes up tough new abortion restrictions, the chamber’s top Republican is determined not to let anything – or anyone – derail a vote. To this I say, “please proceed.” If you follow politics then you know Republican’s are great at only one thing, winning elections. They’ll do […]

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Chris Christie Will Not Play Politics!

“I will not play politics with this.” That’s a quote today from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. He said these words while talking about the fact that New Jersey now needs to fill a newly vacant Senate seat. It’s a situation that, like photos of Christie, is not pretty. In addition to the predicament the Governor […]

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The Terrorists Hate These Cans!

Latest story out of the J. Edgar Hoover building is that the Boston bombers were headed to Times Square to wreak havoc there. Hearing this news, Mayor Bloomberg said “We don’t know if we’d been able to [stop an attack] if the terrorists had arrived from Boston. Bloomberg then continued to read from the terrorism […]

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Music For The Soul – Going Full On!

A while back I created a link on my blog called Music for the Soul. It was intended to be a respite from all the politician talk and a place to go when politics takes you to the brink and you need a way back. Music does that for me and I love to share. Well, I decided to bringing […]

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Hopelessly Misinformed Latino’s For Congress

Hola! It’s Miguel! Hope you are all doing very well. Even since Señor Romney lost, we Latinos have been working tirelessly to ensure that Congress does not forget about us. As you might recall, Romney promised great things for Latinos, including encouraging Latinos to return to their homeland and bring prosperity there as a result of our American experience. […]

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Another Republican Peeks Out The Rabbit Hole

With the Crazy People Are Conservative (CPAC) convention in full- on insanity mode this week, this next story seemed most appropriate.  Republicans, as most of us know, live in a world of denial and fantasy. In their world Obama is a socialist, all blacks are on food stamps, gays are sodomites and pedophiles and latinos […]

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The GOP’s Obamacare Lie and Why It Will Continue To Help Them

When I think if the GOP, I often hear the voice of Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore as he sits in the helicopter looking down at the carnage he is dropping onto that vietnamese village. In a forever frustrated voice, he utters, as only he can: “Don’t these people ever give up?” Well there’s that voice again […]

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Jeb Bush Sells Some Books

Here we go again folks. Last week it was Bob Woodward looking like the fool while trying to boost sales of his book. This week it’s none other than shrub brother himself, Jeb Bush, making the rounds to sell his. I won’t mention the title of the book as I don’t want to help him sell […]

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Could Sequestration Take Down Dems?

It here! Doomsday! Sequestration is upon us and its going to be BAD!!!! Or not. This whole business of spending cuts, for what it’s worth, may turn out to be a while lot of nothing and that will not bode well for Democrats. Today, for example, Janet Napolitano said that sequestration was causing airport delays. Oh […]

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SCOTUS – Eating Their Own

There is an orgasm happening the Supreme Court of The United States this week and it’s gonna be a messy one. The conservative justices who make up the majority of the court are fixing to make it possible for white folks to screw black folks once more as the Voting Rights Act is about to be tied […]

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The SOTU Rebuttal Curse

“You son of a bitch you moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies didn’t cha?!…You only moved the headstones!!” I wonder if Reince Preibus was screaming this to some elderly Republican after Marco Rubio’s rebuttal to the President’s State of the Union address. It seems pretty obvious after watching it that there is some kind of curse that […]

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Wayne’s World – Excellent!

“Wayne’s World!! Wayne’s Word!! Party Time!! Excellent!!” I swear it is getting nearly impossible to continue writing about gun control. The conversation, since Newtown, has just been off the charts ridiculous. Today, Wayne LaPierre, chief executive of the National Rifle Association, “will tell members of Congress…that law-abiding gun owners will not accept blame for the acts of […]

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