Sad Clown Sings Only The Lonely At CPAC
This week a gay man woke up from his coma at CPAC and wondered aloud what the hell he was doing there? Realizing, as if for the first time, that he and his gay friends were not welcome, he reacted the way any gay man in a room full of haters would. He became embarrassed. Yes, [...]
Nice Work Republicans! You Snubbed Your Only Hope for 2016
Man, Republican’s are so dumb it is not even posible to describe it. The Crazy People Are Conservative (CPAC) conference is in town this week and boy are the morons not disappointing. My favorite part of this yearly Republican calamity is the snubbing on the only guy who shows any promise for the GOP in 2016, [...]
No More Discussions!! FOX IS FOR RETARDED PEOPLE!
Not much to say before you play this clip except that those who watch FOX are retarded! It’s been said many times before, but it must be said again…and again and again. FOX “news” is a channel for retarded people, and Republicans are retarded people!! Now, by retarded I do not mean to insult mentally [...]
Guess Who Said It: Al Qaeda or Conservatives?
Sunday is game day and today we have a fun one. The game is called Guess Who Said It: Al Qaeda or Conservatives? Here how to play: I will post an image below and you decide who said it. It’s pretty simple. Ok, ready? Let’s play. Recently, a magazine printed an advetorial with a captions that [...]
Orrin Hatch Is An Asshole
Sometimes I get so angry that I want to punch holes in the page with my pen. Unfortunately, in this day and age the best I can do is maybe hit all caps. So I will try that now: FUCK YOU ORRIN HATCH AND THE WAGON YOU RODE IN ON! Yeah, not really the same [...]
Crazy Republicans And The Memory Gap
Just when you think you’ve heard it all, Republican’s just can’t stop themselves. It’s like they are trying to outdo one another daily. This past week we had that Mourdock guy say that God loves rape and actually plans for it and now we have John Sununununu who went on television and basically told viewers that [...]
OMG! Romney Will Take Us To War!
Terrorism Mitt Romney, October 22, 2012 (Debate #3): “In the 2000 debates there was no mention of terrorism, for instance. And a year later, 9/11 happened. So we have to make decisions based upon uncertainty. And that means a strong military. I will not cut our military budget.” Al Gore, October 17, 2000 (Debate #3): “I [...]
Debate 3: Pre-Debate Thoughts
The final debate! Boy, am I glad. So, what can we expect? Well, if I were advising the President, here is what I would tell him: Mr. President, tonight is an important one, as were the first two. No sure what happened in debate one, but that’s water under the bridge. You “won” the last [...]
Post Debate Thoughts
Man. Why do I feel depressed this morning? Is it the non-stop cloudy week? Is it that winter is coming? Is it that the President could very well have handed the election to a lying liar who cares nothing for anyone making less than he does? Last night may have been, for all intents and [...]
John Sununu, 9/11, And The Bulls*it They Expect Us To Believe
Let’s get right to it: From HuffPost: During an appearance on Fox News’ “On The Record with Greta Van Susteren,”[John] Sununu, a Mitt Romney campaign adviser, was asked to defend his charge that Obama is “lazy and detached.” Why would Sununu he make such an accusation? Mr. Sununu, if you please: “One of the key responsibilities of [...]
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