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The GOP Is Losing It’s S**t Over Immigration Reform

I seriously think republicans are losing their s**t with Obama as president. He just will not stop governing. Damnit! Whatever happened to the days when a president just focused on war? Keep this up and the next guy is going to have a really hard time getting rid of all these benefits to various constituencies: […]

Right Wing Creates An $11 Million Tax

I read an article today that blew my mind: Nov 14 (Reuters) – Pennsylvania State Police spent roughly $11 million on the weeks-long manhunt in the Pocono Mountains to capture a survivalist charged with shooting two state troopers and murdering one, local media reported on Friday. Sure, we see stories about the costs to rescue […]

The Walking Dead Are Back And I Don’t Mean The TV Show.

They’re off and running! It’s mid October with November just around the bend. You know what that means. That’s right. It’s once again time for….the independent voters to rise and wreak havoc across the land. Independents are truly a menace. They appear out of nowhere and suddenly they are all the rage. You’ve seen them. […]

Oh, Mighty ISIS, What Shall We Call Thee?

You know what’s funny? We here in America cannot seem to agree on what to call ISIS, ISIL, I.S.I.L., The Islamic State. Why on earth are we getting hung up on names? We talk all day about what to do about this group yet we are still having trouble deciding on its name. Just pick one! […]

Writer’s Block

I think I have writer’s block. Not that I am anything special in the writing department to be worthy of writer’s block, but nevertheless, it still may be the case. I have spent the last few weeks starting and stopping posts for any number of reasons. Mostly it’s because I am just so bored of […]

Ben-F’ing-Ghazi

What a year it’s been so far. Been keeping up via twitter and comment boards. If you would like to follow, please do! I seem to have more time to do that than this. Bummer, but what can you do? So Ben-f’ing-Ghazi is back in a big way. These republicans are just so insane that […]

Liz Cheney, Real American Hero

Liz Cheney called it quits today and I am depressed. Never has this country seen a patriot stronger than Liz Cheney. She represented all that is right with the republican party and shined a light of all that was wrong with the filthy left-wing progressive Hollywood liberals. Wyoming lost a true hero today. I remember […]

New Years Resolutions

Hard to believe another year is gone. Already 14 years into the 21st century. That’s so crazy! It’s moving too fast. Makes me think about the coming year and what may be in store. I always have a little worry about what’s to come in a new year, but then I also have an amazing […]

Mandela Make-y Republicans Go Shama Lama Ding Dong Crazy!

Shama Lama Ding Dong! Something about Mendela made me think of this tune today so I am including it in this post. Maybe he reminded me of Otis Day. Maybe he looked a little like Morgan Freeman playing Otis Day playing Mandela. Not sure. Of course, Nelson Mandela has died. When a figure this large passes […]

Benghazi-gasm 2016!

It’s official! Reince Priebus (Latin for small penis), chair of the Republican National Committee, has come out and said that “the party is narrowing in on former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, a potential candidate and threat in the 2016 presidential election.” Can’t you just see where this is going? The RNC knows full well that Hillary […]

Kennedy’s Conservative Cacophony

Today was a weird day. It’s been fifty years since JFK was killed in Dallas. Still blows my mind that such a thing actually happened. Watching some old news clips today, it reminded me of how much has changed in fifty years. Back then all you had for news was a radio station and a […]

We Are So Screwed!

Another week is history and what a week it was. In between hearing about Obama’s website shit storm, there were two other smaller stories that I think required way more attention: 1. Ted Cruz introduced a bill in Congress offering a $5 million reward for information on the Benghazi terror attack. 2. A law banning undetectable […]

A Mighty Convoy Is Coming to D.C….And It Won’t Be Sexy

The government is closed! National parks are barricaded!! Panda Cams are dark!!! Obamacare exchange servers are crashing!!!! Angry truckers are coming to D.C. as part of a three-day protest to “shut down America” and “restore our Constitutional Republic!!!!!” Wait, what was that last one? Amidst all the turmoil in Congress and as if Obama doesn’t […]

Kill Obamacare! Bring Back The ACA!

Obamacare is here. But what ever happened to the Affordable Care Act? I would have much preferred the ACA over Obamacare and the willful killing of our grandmothers. How was this travesty ever allowed to occur? Of course I am kidding, but I bring this up because there are quite a few out there who […]

The Left Shows Some Muscle

It all over folks. Our long national nightmare is over. In just a few short days Obamacare will be the law of the land and republicans will move on. They will have no other choice. They have already begun. Now that Ted Cruz is no longer standing, John Boehner and team are already working on […]

Cruz On First

Ted Cruz is talking and he will talk until he can no longer stand. Great! If he is no longer able to stand that means I do not have to look at his dopey expression for a few days. Cruz kind of reminds me of Lou Costello. Not that I have anything against Lou Costello. […]

Putin for USA president 2016!!

The title of this post is taken from an actual quote on the comment board of Pravda’s website. Pravda of course is Russia’s goto source of political news and the one most associated with the Communist Party. It’s not been twelve hours since the tides turned from going to war with Syria to a potential […]

Mark Halperin Has A Beard – LOOK!

I tell you what, I truly don’t understand t.v. punditry. Why is it that none of these clowns ever go on their political shows and actually discuss political strategy and actual politics? It’s as if their only job is to turn whatever goes on in Washington into some reality t.v. drama where the President is […]

Rand Paul Is F**king Crazy

Rand Paul was on Meet The Press today and here’s how that went down: WASHINGTON – Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Sunday portrayed the current conflict in Syria as one between the government of President Bashar Al Assad, who Paul said “has protected Christians for a number of decades,” and “Islamic rebels,” who Paul said […]

Obama, The Poker Master at Work

So Obama wants to go into Syria and kick some middle eastern butt, and he’s willing to do it alone. Man, that sounds like a man on fire! A man enraged! A man with a plan! A man who is saying to Assad: “I’m sick of your shit and I’m not gonna take it anymore, […]

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