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Tea Party Loves ‘Em Some Bridge Scandal

Here’s one that got in just under the radar. “During a Tuesday appearance on CNN’s “Crossfire,” former Virginia attorney general and gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli (R) said New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie should step down from his post as chair of the Republican Governors Association amid the so-called Bridgegate scandal.” Did you see what just happened there? For those […]

Kennedy’s Conservative Cacophony

Today was a weird day. It’s been fifty years since JFK was killed in Dallas. Still blows my mind that such a thing actually happened. Watching some old news clips today, it reminded me of how much has changed in fifty years. Back then all you had for news was a radio station and a […]

A Mighty Convoy Is Coming to D.C….And It Won’t Be Sexy

The government is closed! National parks are barricaded!! Panda Cams are dark!!! Obamacare exchange servers are crashing!!!! Angry truckers are coming to D.C. as part of a three-day protest to “shut down America” and “restore our Constitutional Republic!!!!!” Wait, what was that last one? Amidst all the turmoil in Congress and as if Obama doesn’t […]

Rand Paul Is F**king Crazy

Rand Paul was on Meet The Press today and here’s how that went down: WASHINGTON – Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Sunday portrayed the current conflict in Syria as one between the government of President Bashar Al Assad, who Paul said “has protected Christians for a number of decades,” and “Islamic rebels,” who Paul said […]

The Right’s Lack of Emotional Intelligence

What is Emotional Intelligence? “Emotional intelligence (EI) refers to the ability to perceive, control and evaluate emotions. Some researchers suggest that emotional intelligence can be learned and strengthened, while others claim it is an inborn characteristic…The ability to manage emotions effectively is a key part of emotional intelligence. Regulating emotions, responding appropriately and responding to […]

States Passing Insane Abortion Rules….Please Proceed.

From the AP: This time when the Texas Senate takes up tough new abortion restrictions, the chamber’s top Republican is determined not to let anything – or anyone – derail a vote. To this I say, “please proceed.” If you follow politics then you know Republican’s are great at only one thing, winning elections. They’ll do […]

No More Discussions!! FOX IS FOR RETARDED PEOPLE!

Not much to say before you play this clip except that those who watch FOX are retarded! It’s been said many times before, but it must be said again…and again and again. FOX “news” is a channel for retarded people, and Republicans are retarded people!! Now, by retarded I do not mean to insult mentally […]

Good Grief – The GOP In Mourning

Is it me or did something profound happen after this election? Obama won the election by a comfortable margin, even after all those hundreds of millions were wasted and FOX and the right wingers basically went bust in the process. As a result, I’m ok with letting events take their course, knowing that whatever happens […]

A Message From God, In Response To Marco Rubio

Ok, so stop me if you’ve heard this one: A Cuban and a writer from GQ walk into the back room of a local community center in Miami’s Little Havana neighborhood. The writer then asks the Cuban: GQ: “So, how old do you think the Earth is?” Cuban: “I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what […]

Orrin Hatch Is An Asshole

Sometimes I get so angry that I want to punch holes in the page with my pen. Unfortunately, in this day and age the best I can do is maybe hit all caps. So I will try that now: FUCK YOU ORRIN HATCH AND THE WAGON YOU RODE IN ON! Yeah, not really the same […]

My Post Election Lack of Empathy

If read one more article about “why Romney lost” I am going to pass out. I turned it into a drinking game and so far I have gone through two bottles of Captain Morgan. In fact, I haven’t stopped drinking since Karl Rove shat his drawers over Ohio. I’m kidding of course…about the drinking not […]

How To Get Rid of Widow’s Peak

I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand Paul Ryan. He is one of those people who back in high school you wanted to pummel for no reason whatsoever. Remember them? I know you do. Just the way they looked at you. Their smirk. Their ability to annoy the f**k out of you just […]

Mitt Romney Is A Sociopath – DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM!

Folks, it is time to get serious. We are weeks away from the next election and it is crucial that you understand the stakes more than ever. For those who read my blog, I am sure do. But even if I can get just one so-called “undecided” to vote for Obama then my work will […]

Muslim Obama And The Bacon Shortage

From time to time on this blog I like to show some fairness and give some well known Republicans a chance to speak their minds about whatever topic is important to them. Take it away mystery guest! Thanks Tmcbpatriot for the opportunity to talk directly to your readers and make them aware of a very […]

New Republican Reality Show: “Real World GOP Agenda 2012″

I never thought I would see this day, but it’s beautiful. Sadly, I am sure it will pass without so much as a memory of the amazing opportunity that has fallen into the laps of Democrats. Of course, I am referring to the monstrous comments by Rep. Re-Todd Akin, (R-MO) about “legitimate Rape.” If ever […]

If Only THEY Had Guns Too!

From Huff Post: WASHINGTON — Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said Friday that the shootings that took place in an Aurora, Colo. movie theater hours earlier were a result of “ongoing attacks on Judeo-Christian beliefs” and questioned why nobody else in the theater had a gun to take down the shooter. You know, I wonder about […]

Wow! You Really Are Cheeseheads!

Congratulations Wisconsin! You guys rule! Number of people who live in your state? Almost six million. Number of signatures gathered in record time to recall that Governor of yours? Nearly one million. The amount of time you had to get the word out and encourage people to vote against Walker? A whole year. Drawing a […]

Hopelessly Misinformed Latino’s For Romney

I’m Mitt Romney and I approve this message: (Estoy Mitt Romney y apruebo este mensaje) Hola! My name is Miguel and I am a Latino supporting Mitt Romney for President in 2012. I encourage all Latinos to do the same. America is in troubled times, my friends. For the last four years we have had […]

Allen West, Outraged Ass Clown

Allan West is mad as hell and he is not going to take it anymore! The other day I read that Allen West, Congressman from Florida, said this about the killing of Treyvon Martin: “I have sat back and allowed myself time to assess the current episode revealing itself in Sanford, Florida involving the shooting […]

End Of The World Or Just The Republican Party?

Guest posted on The Reaction Blog. Check it out! So I’m reading the news the other day and I see this: “Dick Cheney lobbied for Maryland gay marriage bill.” I stared at it for a while in disbelief. Is the world ending? Did that pastor finally get it right? Then I did a Google search […]

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