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Ben-F’ing-Ghazi

What a year it’s been so far. Been keeping up via twitter and comment boards. If you would like to follow, please do! I seem to have more time to do that than this. Bummer, but what can you do? So Ben-f’ing-Ghazi is back in a big way. These republicans are just so insane that […]

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Cruz On First

Ted Cruz is talking and he will talk until he can no longer stand. Great! If he is no longer able to stand that means I do not have to look at his dopey expression for a few days. Cruz kind of reminds me of Lou Costello. Not that I have anything against Lou Costello. […]

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Mark Halperin Has A Beard – LOOK!

I tell you what, I truly don’t understand t.v. punditry. Why is it that none of these clowns ever go on their political shows and actually discuss political strategy and actual politics? It’s as if their only job is to turn whatever goes on in Washington into some reality t.v. drama where the President is […]

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Obama, The Poker Master at Work

So Obama wants to go into Syria and kick some middle eastern butt, and he’s willing to do it alone. Man, that sounds like a man on fire! A man enraged! A man with a plan! A man who is saying to Assad: “I’m sick of your shit and I’m not gonna take it anymore, […]

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Good Grief – The GOP In Mourning

Is it me or did something profound happen after this election? Obama won the election by a comfortable margin, even after all those hundreds of millions were wasted and FOX and the right wingers basically went bust in the process. As a result, I’m ok with letting events take their course, knowing that whatever happens […]

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Orrin Hatch Is An Asshole

Sometimes I get so angry that I want to punch holes in the page with my pen. Unfortunately, in this day and age the best I can do is maybe hit all caps. So I will try that now: FUCK YOU ORRIN HATCH AND THE WAGON YOU RODE IN ON! Yeah, not really the same […]

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My Post Election Lack of Empathy

If read one more article about “why Romney lost” I am going to pass out. I turned it into a drinking game and so far I have gone through two bottles of Captain Morgan. In fact, I haven’t stopped drinking since Karl Rove shat his drawers over Ohio. I’m kidding of course…about the drinking not […]

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Just F’ing Vote! And Other Election Eve Thoughts

Finally, it’s that time! It’s been a long road to get here and soon it will be all over — At least for a few days until we start figuring out who is going to run in 2016. As for tomorrow, I honestly have no clue what is going to happen, and here’s why: Family […]

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Another Republican Gaffe Turns Into a Gift – Jobs Report Edition

The new jobs report is out and everyone is going nuts. Some Dems are saying we should take this latest report with a grain of salt and not consider it when voting on Tuesday. To that I say: Nuts! Salted Nuts! We are practically hours away from election day. You can smell it in the air. With […]

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An Important Hurricane Message From President Romney

And now an important message from President Mitt Romney: Good evening, my fellow Americans. As you all know by now Hurricane Sandy is fast approaching the eastern United States. Its impact is said to be unprecedented and devastating. I want you all to know that I am with you, all 100% of you, in spirit […]

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OMG! Romney Will Take Us To War!

Terrorism Mitt Romney, October 22, 2012 (Debate #3): “In the 2000 debates there was no mention of terrorism, for instance. And a year later, 9/11 happened. So we have to make decisions based upon uncertainty. And that means a strong military. I will not cut our military budget.” Al Gore, October 17, 2000 (Debate #3): “I […]

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Debate 3: Pre-Debate Thoughts

The final debate! Boy, am I glad. So, what can we expect? Well, if I were advising the President, here is what I would tell him: Mr. President, tonight is an important one, as were the first two. No sure what happened in debate one, but that’s water under the bridge. You “won” the last […]

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The Benghazi Fugazi

Did he or didn’t he? That does seem to be the question the righties are asking this week as they go absolutely crazy trying to find something, anything, to pin on Obama with practically days to go before the election. From the sound of it, you would think Benghazi was some monumental event that killed thousands, […]

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Debate 2 – Pre-Debate Thoughts

Boy, am I nervous. Why? Debate Number 2, of course! It could literally make or break Obama’s chances of re-election and that can’t happen and especially not on Long Island! Folks, this is serious! For anyone still not living in reality, a little refresher as to where we are…Ahem…Issues do not matter! Character does not […]

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Post VP Debate Thoughts

VP Debate Tweet of the night: Hello 9 1 1? There’s an old man beating a child on my tv.  Most memorable line: “Now you’re Jack Kennedy!” Classic! Now, here are my thoughts. Also cross posted on The Reaction blog. —– Well…That. Was. Awesome! Biden gave the performance of a lifetime. Before the pundits shape my answer, […]

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Mitt Romney Is A Sociopath – DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM!

Folks, it is time to get serious. We are weeks away from the next election and it is crucial that you understand the stakes more than ever. For those who read my blog, I am sure do. But even if I can get just one so-called “undecided” to vote for Obama then my work will […]

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Jobs Report And The GOP’s Missed Opportunity

Remember when Bohner and company stood in that hardware store with their little booklet about how they were going to do something or another for the people of this country? I remember. They said they were going to make some pledge to America about some such and most importantly they were going to bring jobs […]

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Mitt Romney’s Empty Chair Moment Has Feathers

Folks, last night we witnessed yet another empty chair moment for the GOP. Clint Eastwood did it with a chair and Mitt Romney did it with Big Bird. Romney: “I’m sorry Jim [Lehrer]. I’m gonna stop the subsidy to PBS. I’m gonna stop other things. I like PBS. I like Big Bird. I actually like […]

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Post Debate Thoughts

Man. Why do I feel depressed this morning? Is it the non-stop cloudy week? Is it that winter is coming? Is it that the President could very well have handed the election to a lying liar who cares nothing for anyone making less than he does? Last night may have been, for all intents and […]

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Muslim Obama And The Bacon Shortage

From time to time on this blog I like to show some fairness and give some well known Republicans a chance to speak their minds about whatever topic is important to them. Take it away mystery guest! Thanks Tmcbpatriot for the opportunity to talk directly to your readers and make them aware of a very […]

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